Rendezvous

The girl says -

At 3 pm in the hot noon,

I wait for dusk to dawn soon

With my eyes waiting for little rest,

Inviting sleep to be its guest

Staring at the monitor can be a pain,

Small little pupils, they can feel the strain,

As rapidly as my eyelids keep batting,

‘Yawwwwwwwn’ goes my mouth as I keep chatting!

Guess its time for me to have a break,

To get my eyeballs all awake,

A spurt of H2O, should do the trick

As a cuppa chai I go and drink!

The boy says -

Thinking of this crappy shit

Feels like I need to quit

The work gets worse day by day

Feels like I should stand away

I think of the future that looms

Sitting here in the ac rooms

Hope they might not be a painful den

But full of glory, amen!

Amidst all these thoughts that are rotten

I think about you which takes me to a safer haven

I need you throughout my life to stay by my side

With this I promise we would have a successful future survived.

CID

Statutory warning:

1. The below shayaris are not a creation of ctrl C + ctrl V.
2. These shayaris can cause mild headaches, dizziness, tachycardia or nausea. In some cases it may also go to causing extremes like dementia. So the readers are requested to read them at their own risk.

I have been quite impressed these days by the serial called CID. The CID shayaris too, which are in circulation in the sms world, are truly admirable! I thought of dedicating a few originals to this legendary serial in which each and every actor would automatically get nominated for the category " Overacting ki chatti paidaish!".

1. Arz kiya hai.....

Aaloo lelo, kanda lelo.......

Zaara gaur se suniyega

Aaloo lelo kanda lelo.......

Daya ek kaam karo iske finger prints lelo!!!

wah wah wah wah.....

2. Paro ne devdas se kaha kyon, de rahe ho ye saza ............

Hai allah...zara dard pe gaur keejiyega....

Paro ne devdas se kaha, kyon de rahe ho ye saza.......

Acp pradumnn ne daya se kaha, tod de ye darwaza

3. Shewag ko aya maa ka phone

shewag ko aya maa ka phone

Maloom hai aapko acp praduman kaun?

4. Chakke ne chakke ko chakka kaha

Chakke ne chakke ko chakka kaha

Abhijineet ne daya ko lash dhoondne ko kaha

Now the last one is purely a work of ctrl c + ctrl v. I really could not resist publishing this awesome piece of work by some genius.

IPL ke matches ko dekh ke logonko mazaa aa raha hai

wah wah wah wah

IPL ke matches ko dekh ke logonko mazaa aa raha hai

Barah saal se daya ek hi Qualis chala raha hai.

Vishesh Tippani: The author would be pleased if you could chip in a few originals in the comments section!

Jai matadi, lets rock! CID rockzzz! Himessss rockzzz!

Another one bites the dust

Renovation ...... argghhhhhhhh!

Note: I read this blog later and I felt it to be boring. So read it at your own risk.

I step a lil here, i step a lil there, i see the plaster, all scattered, lying everywhere. Thats the plight of my home sweet home. I feel renovations are a real pain in the ass. And if the workers aren't skilled, trust me, the pain can travel quite a distance.

One main rule you need to follow during a renovation is, never ever enter the room unless its completely done. On day 2, i entered the bedroom. Though the room was half way through refurbishing, i thought that the workers had done a pretty good job of cleaning the room. I was a tad wrong on that one. When i switched on the fan, the initial realisation i had was that of a prince from some movie in the 1970's being welcomed by rose petals. The difference in here was that the workers carrying the renovation had a surprise installed for me. I had been sprayed by shards of plaster and left over cement which had been deposited on the ceiling fan. By the time i switched off the fan i was completely covered with debris. To make matters worse i had just come out from my bath and had to take one again to get rid of the sooted attire.

The misery of the renovation continues. My 2 guitars have been desolated. My cpu has been coated with a neat layer of cement (they have taken some extra care in doing this). I have my fridge accompanying me in my bedroom while i am writing this piece of blog. Yearning for the day when all this mess ends!

Finally found what I was looking for

Statutory warning: This might be boring because its a pretty long one. Read it at your own risk.

My mom asks me - when should I start searching a girl for you?.

Me - Karo chalu (Thought this process would take atleast a year considering the dame luck that has never been with me in such matters)

Couple of days later I get to see couple of pics. Mom - Chalegi? Me - U r kidding me right???

A day later I am in my office and a pic is mailed again on my id. I surreptitiously try to open it (thinking someone would watch and ask whose this) and I get a shock of my life. I call my mom and plead her not to see any girl for me. By this time I was pretty sure I cannot get a cute girl even in an arranged marriage. Hell breaks loose knowing the fact that in 27 years I could not fall in love with a girl and now even the arranged marriage is giving me nightmares.

A day later I get one more pic. This time, i see the pic, say to myself - cute!!!! By this time my parents have already arranged for our first official meet.

Saturday evening at girl's building parking lot: I asked my papa a really weird question - Do we need to go upstairs? Y can't we go back home. By now I was really feeling embarrassed by the very thought that I am going to see the girl.Trust me its a funny feeling to directly dip into this side of the world from the side of the world wherein you are constantly in thoughts like - who will alex ferguson buy in the next transfer window or will manutd win tonight or i need to ante my level up, by running 15 mins today in the gym. (For tat matter, once the girl asks me on chat, wot are ur plans. My reply - will get up early in the morning and hit the gym. Poor girl must have gone stark crazy. She was asking me about my long term plans and I was enlightening her with my next morning plans.)

Inital reaction when i saw her - cute mannerisms, cute way of talking, smart hai boss!!!(Ami, padhke jyada udd mat :) ). 5 hours later, my parents to me - so what have you decided. We toh loved her...... I seriously could not understand, how can I decide in just a single meet if I have met the girl of my life. I sheepishly asked the girl, in one of the chats, for some more time and loved her reply - "Tu tension kaiko leta, lete hai na aur time".

The following week was a nightmare for me. I really liked the girl but did not know, if it was her in my mind.(Dunno but was a daft idiot to have created some image in my mind and was trying to match her with tat image.) A couple more meets and a few more talks were enough for me to decide that this dainty damsel is the one I was looking for. That image I had in my mind got pulverized by this girl's persona, chutzpah and the charismatic nature she has!

I consider myself to be a lucky ass to find my girl in just 2 weeks and can now say:

I have climbed highest mountain
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you

I have run
I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you

I have finally found what I was looking for!

NOTE: Special thanks to:

G aka Thorpedo, diving into the abyss of my troubles and bailing me out of them, slapping my crappy thoughts off me! Trust me, this has always made a difference in my life.

Bugs aka nautanki, for being my confidante, for giving me some really good advices.

Pinaac aka the sailor , for giving me some awesome one liners. I used them to buy some time, from my parents,f or taking the decision, ;).The one liner - I have to be selfish atleast once in my life - was rocking man!lol ...My parents were flabbergasted as to from where did I come up with all these one liners in such a short span.

Kedar aka rocky balboa,for listening to my crappy thoughts and coming up with good suggestions even during the gym workouts.

CAN____________NOT

I can hope for an end of all misery
I can NOT end the misery.

I can hope to fill all the emptiness in this world
I can NOT fill all the emptiness.

I can hope to play the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord
I can NOT play the secret chord.

I can hope to fall in love
I can NOT fall in love.

I can hope to find what I have been looking for
I can NOT find what I have been looking for.

I can hope to be in a place where the river winds would move my feet
I can NOT find such a place.

I can hope to find the hallelujah
I can NOT find the hallelujah.

I can hope to put an end to the NOT in the CAN!
I can.

Heights!

Height of frustration:

Your parents ask you if you have a girl friend and they are ready to marry you with her. But you realise that you never had one.

Height of resemblance:

A friend (male) asks another friend how does your girl friend look like. In reply the other guy says (..very seriously..), she looks just like you.

Height of insult:

A guy is standing at the corner of a street. He finds a pretty girl across the street. He finds the girl approaching him. By now this guy has made up his mind that this is the girl with whom he can spend the rest of his life. All of a sudden he gets a knock from the twisted fate. The girl asks him - Uncle, wot's the time?