Height of frustration:
Your parents ask you if you have a girl friend and they are ready to marry you with her. But you realise that you never had one.
Height of resemblance:
A friend (male) asks another friend how does your girl friend look like. In reply the other guy says (..very seriously..), she looks just like you.
Height of insult:
A guy is standing at the corner of a street. He finds a pretty girl across the street. He finds the girl approaching him. By now this guy has made up his mind that this is the girl with whom he can spend the rest of his life. All of a sudden he gets a knock from the twisted fate. The girl asks him - Uncle, wot's the time?
Friday, December 18, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Heaven on Earth
I have seen anger
I have seen pain
I have come across some thoughts which have been insane
I have seen growth
I have seen death
I have come across the green lose its sheen
I have seen fire
I have seen smoke
I have come across jungles burned down for selfish desire
I felt that I have been such a big bumpkin to realise, how brutally we are destroying nature, while I was at the highest point of the Satpura range and not realising this earlier.
My heart yelled PLEASE STOP CONCRETIZATION but my mind said HOW ELSE WILL THE CITY GROW !
I sometimes dream of a place where I am ambling through an aisle surrounded by paddy fields,which leads me to a place laden with clouds. The sky is woven with interludes of yellow and crimson streaks accompanied with cool breeze. Its only the lush green mountain peaks that I can see. No worries. No thoughts about the future. No choices to be made. Absolute bliss!
This is not an exaggeration but I did get this feeling at a point called Dhoopgarh at Pachmarhi . I feel I should stop blabbering about my mythological dreams :) at this point and take you guys through some pics which have been taken while I was at Pachmarhi few days back.This place in MP is heaven on Earth!!






I have seen pain
I have come across some thoughts which have been insane
I have seen growth
I have seen death
I have come across the green lose its sheen
I have seen fire
I have seen smoke
I have come across jungles burned down for selfish desire
I felt that I have been such a big bumpkin to realise, how brutally we are destroying nature, while I was at the highest point of the Satpura range and not realising this earlier.
My heart yelled PLEASE STOP CONCRETIZATION but my mind said HOW ELSE WILL THE CITY GROW !
I sometimes dream of a place where I am ambling through an aisle surrounded by paddy fields,which leads me to a place laden with clouds. The sky is woven with interludes of yellow and crimson streaks accompanied with cool breeze. Its only the lush green mountain peaks that I can see. No worries. No thoughts about the future. No choices to be made. Absolute bliss!
This is not an exaggeration but I did get this feeling at a point called Dhoopgarh at Pachmarhi . I feel I should stop blabbering about my mythological dreams :) at this point and take you guys through some pics which have been taken while I was at Pachmarhi few days back.This place in MP is heaven on Earth!!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Its Ok!
Statutory warning:
If the following lines sound kiddish, foolish, random bakwas, then they actually are all of those.
If they sound a tad meaningful, a tad nice and a tad purposeful, then they actually are all of those.
Its ok when they kill you in the light of the day
You get used to it and take it anyway.
They kill you on a friday and come back on a wednesday
But you forget it all anyway, its ok, its ok.
You get mangled to the hilt, you get charred away,
But those moments remain with you for a day.
Nothing's gonna change everything's gonna be this way
Until you wake up and have your say.
Let the tolerance have a leeway
And the actions have a subway.
But dont't get complacent and say its ok
Rise from the ashes and make your way.
If the following lines sound kiddish, foolish, random bakwas, then they actually are all of those.
If they sound a tad meaningful, a tad nice and a tad purposeful, then they actually are all of those.
Its ok when they kill you in the light of the day
You get used to it and take it anyway.
They kill you on a friday and come back on a wednesday
But you forget it all anyway, its ok, its ok.
You get mangled to the hilt, you get charred away,
But those moments remain with you for a day.
Nothing's gonna change everything's gonna be this way
Until you wake up and have your say.
Let the tolerance have a leeway
And the actions have a subway.
But dont't get complacent and say its ok
Rise from the ashes and make your way.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Tete-a-tete
There was this brief but a very serious tete-a-tete between 2 guys in a firm. Here goes the conversation.
1st guy (1st guy comes late to the office): Kai re aaj late alas?
2nd guy: Ho re, ship madhe alo.
1st guy: (totally perplexed) ship madhe?
2nd guy: ho re.
1st guy: pan tu thanyat rahtos na?
2nd guy: ho re.
1st guy: Gava la gela hotas? Kuthla gav re?
2nd guy: Nahi re ithech tar hoto.
1st guy: Mag ship kasa?
2nd guy: Adhich decide jhala hota meeting madhe ki me ship madhe yenar.
1st guy: (Goes nuts) Meeting madhe? Bus madhe ala asheel na ?
2nd guy: Ho re, bus madhech alo pan ship madhe.
1st guy: (goes bonkers and decides rather not to ask any further) Ok.
After a lot of thinking he comes to know tat the first guy came to work that day in shift hours. He had no other option but to seek mercy from Lord to have made the mistake of starting the conversation. Though, the third guy who was a mere spectator to the entire conversation had a ball of a time listening to it and laughing his ass out.
1st guy (1st guy comes late to the office): Kai re aaj late alas?
2nd guy: Ho re, ship madhe alo.
1st guy: (totally perplexed) ship madhe?
2nd guy: ho re.
1st guy: pan tu thanyat rahtos na?
2nd guy: ho re.
1st guy: Gava la gela hotas? Kuthla gav re?
2nd guy: Nahi re ithech tar hoto.
1st guy: Mag ship kasa?
2nd guy: Adhich decide jhala hota meeting madhe ki me ship madhe yenar.
1st guy: (Goes nuts) Meeting madhe? Bus madhe ala asheel na ?
2nd guy: Ho re, bus madhech alo pan ship madhe.
1st guy: (goes bonkers and decides rather not to ask any further) Ok.
After a lot of thinking he comes to know tat the first guy came to work that day in shift hours. He had no other option but to seek mercy from Lord to have made the mistake of starting the conversation. Though, the third guy who was a mere spectator to the entire conversation had a ball of a time listening to it and laughing his ass out.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Fate......ufffffff!
You meet your fate on a big flat plate,
you reach the gate or u deflate.
If you reach the gate, you will satiate,
Ride with the wind and emancipate.
But if you deflate, your faith will wither,
Your soul will slither and precipitate.
you reach the gate or u deflate.
If you reach the gate, you will satiate,
Ride with the wind and emancipate.
But if you deflate, your faith will wither,
Your soul will slither and precipitate.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Losing myself
Tired of this lonely shit
Gotta get yourself newly lit.
Get hurt for a while
But overcome it in a jaunty style.
Get your life on a high
Feel the serenity of the clear blue sky.
Do all the crazy things
B'cause life ain't worth leading with a jinx.
Never forget the purpose of your existence
Fight every problem with a procrastinating persistence.
Nothing is permanent everything is temporary
Imbibe the pleasant moments in your grey armory.
Gotta get yourself newly lit.
Get hurt for a while
But overcome it in a jaunty style.
Get your life on a high
Feel the serenity of the clear blue sky.
Do all the crazy things
B'cause life ain't worth leading with a jinx.
Never forget the purpose of your existence
Fight every problem with a procrastinating persistence.
Nothing is permanent everything is temporary
Imbibe the pleasant moments in your grey armory.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Why can't we rewind?
There are times when you wake up in the morning and with some not so good things happening around you, you feel its just not your day. You yearn for that little change which would make you feel good, but everytime you anticipate the much awaiting change the dame luck will bamboozle you with its filthy mischief.There are times when you have no idea as to where your life is moving on. You decide you would bring a change in your life but it just does not happen. You have many decisions to make but you just can't finalise any. You hope meeting the right people but end up with the wrong ones. You try drinking on strong spirits but the circumstances suture your limits.
Why can't we just rewind? Why can't we just go back to our good old college days and have our carefree and immature ways? Some say this is mid life crisis but I say sometimes LIFE is harsh on us for no reason.
But you gotta fight it your way or the high way!!
Why can't we just rewind? Why can't we just go back to our good old college days and have our carefree and immature ways? Some say this is mid life crisis but I say sometimes LIFE is harsh on us for no reason.
But you gotta fight it your way or the high way!!
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