Get some b grade mallu director from the south, add a lot of background noise on every movement of the hero (may b, even when the hero pees add some sound effects that of a fighter aircraft swooshing by), add some gravity abusing stunts and to wrap up the paraphernalia, add a little bit of pelvic thrusted dance sequences. Alas!!!! There u have, Ghajini!!! Atrocious is the only word that echoes out from me when i recollect that 3 hour awful ordeal while watching Ghajini. 10 minutes down the movie and my ears were hurting from the loud backgrounds scores.Half way down the movie i put forth a conundrum to my friend who was going through the same anguish that i was in.....R we in an Amir Khan starred movie??? or rather, damm, we r in an amir khan starrerd movie, the same actor who was there in TZP.
I can understand that Amir must have been fooled when he heard the story. The director must have provided him with a dvd of theflick, Memento ,and informed that they would be doing a remake of the same movie. Little did he know that the movie would be made with a tollywood touch. What in the world was Amir thinking when he was being directed? Some of the most interesting scenes, i believe are the fight sequences at the end of the movie when the goons of the main villan are being hurled one after the other in the air.The hurling went to such an extent that amir boxes one of the goons and that goon forgets to land on the ground for few seconds, and is in mid air taking revolutions. Finally when he lands on the ground he is supposed to be dead with his head being twisted 180 degrees. That was one amazing fight sequence which i believe, Rajnikant would definitely be proud off!!!! Gaaaad is great!!! Then there is one death defying stunt at the end where Amir is carry a rod in his stomach and all of a sudden he gets the power to fight the villan back.May be the director had the "Sehwag ki ma"commercial in his mind and forgot to direct that scene. Yeh, and let me tell you he is alive at the end even though he had a rod pierced in his stomach!!!! Happzzzz Endingssss!!
Ohh, i forgot to tell u abt the 2 females in the movie. Asin, a petit female from the south who has been told by the director to act as loud as possible and not to keep a single stone unturned as far as overacting goes. She has acted to the expectations. And i THINK there is a second female in the movie.... let me remember, is she really there? I guess, this is the affect of the short term memory loss which Amir is suffering from and i guess inflicts his viewers with, by the end of the movie. How can i miss the music given by A.R Rehman. He has lost it!!!
I guess the movie would have been more interesting if both Amir and Asin had short term memory loses and even Asin had names inscribed on her body ...... lol. To make it more intersting what if both became enemies of each other thinking that the other one has killed the other.....muhahhahaha!!!
If the director is interested in a Ghajini part 2, what would the story be? Help me in digging this out!!!!!!
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Oh yeah! Ghajini part two can have Asin tattooed all over like you have suggested. I am sure there will be more takers, irrespective of the background sound
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@G: thnx for the spell chks :).... Asin's tattooing part really might seem to b hot :) :)..... I wonder if they fight with each other, wot wud the villan's role b? :)....
Ghajini Part 2 cannot have Asin tattooed
as she dies in the earlier movie.Thought this might be worthy piece of information for you guys, in case you slept through the movie.Anyways if you insist on someone being tattooed I have a script ready for it already. Here goes.....
(This is not going to be a 3 hr ordeal)
"In the new movie aamir is cured of amnesia.He falls in love with Jiah, this time someone kills aamir and hits
Jiah bang on the head. Guess what!!! Jiah is now a victim of amnesia.But do not worry ,before dying aamir whisphers Ghajini 2 in her ears. So now its a story of Jiah hunting down Ghajini 2.
The movie would have Jiah in a new tattoed avtaar but she will not go bald like aamir.This movie would get an A certificate for obivious reasons.
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Also I am planning to act/produce/direct
Ghajini remake in marathi.
Initially I did not want to act but later on I changed my mind. Reason being no single actor in marathi cinema who has a decent physique. I have started my ghajini training and hope to give aamir a run for his money by the end of next year.
@kedar: Just a correction. Let it b short term memory loss and not amnesia....amnesia me maja nahi ayega bcause someone will have to explain everything to Jiah. This will add to her dumbness. Instead of marathi y not make it in Bhojpuri with KRK (mind u not SRK)from Deshdrohi as Jiah's confidant. We can cast the main villain as Bulla from Gunda may be as a reincarnation in Ghajini part2.He can then say "Mai hu Bulla, sab karta hu khullam khulla" whenever he sees Jiah Khan. Ofcourse the movie would be strictly for adults because the kids wont understand the sentiments emoted by the movie. We can also have Ibu Hatela as another villain who will say"Maa meri chudail ki beti, Baap shaitan ka chela, Kyon? Khaayega Kela?" whenever he sees KRK. May be, for a little bit of masala, we can cast in Bobby Darling who falls in love with Jiah Khan. This can give a twist to the movie.................Any more ideas are most welcome!
sahi hai boss........ganja ghajini
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