Thursday, October 8, 2009

Tete-a-tete

There was this brief but a very serious tete-a-tete between 2 guys in a firm. Here goes the conversation.

1st guy (1st guy comes late to the office): Kai re aaj late alas?
2nd guy: Ho re, ship madhe alo.
1st guy: (totally perplexed) ship madhe?
2nd guy: ho re.
1st guy: pan tu thanyat rahtos na?
2nd guy: ho re.
1st guy: Gava la gela hotas? Kuthla gav re?
2nd guy: Nahi re ithech tar hoto.
1st guy: Mag ship kasa?
2nd guy: Adhich decide jhala hota meeting madhe ki me ship madhe yenar.
1st guy: (Goes nuts) Meeting madhe? Bus madhe ala asheel na ?
2nd guy: Ho re, bus madhech alo pan ship madhe.
1st guy: (goes bonkers and decides rather not to ask any further) Ok.

After a lot of thinking he comes to know tat the first guy came to work that day in shift hours. He had no other option but to seek mercy from Lord to have made the mistake of starting the conversation. Though, the third guy who was a mere spectator to the entire conversation had a ball of a time listening to it and laughing his ass out.